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501 Lincoln St.
United States

(888) 327-3831

Handcrafted retro and vintage inspired women's clothing.  Sizes inclusive for all those amazing starlets out there looking to add a little glamour and sass into their wardrobe.  Sizes XS to 4XL.  

All clothing is designed and sewn by Jennifer, a vintage lifestyle vlogger on YouTube who goes by A Vintage Vanity!   She has a unique style that is not only influenced by her love of the 40s and 50s but also her adoration of all things Sci-Fi.

Boldly Go! Skirts

Gargle Blaster

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Gargle Blaster


This retro inspired print delivers sass in a celebration of the cocktail culture of the 50s with bunnies serving up martinis, drunken pink elephants, and lions hugging their whisky!  The slight gathering at the waist gives the skirt lovely volume and movement without adding any unflattering bulk to the waistline.  Featuring oversized patch pockets that sit on the outside of the skirt for that classic vintage feel.  Perfect for virtually any occasion.  *Skirt is shown with crinoline, not included

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  • Slight gathered waist
  • Retro inspired print!
  • Optional oversized outside pockets
  • Back Zip
  • Approximately 25.5 inches from waist to hem
  • 100% Cotton
  • Machine Wash or Dry Clean

As a small operation some items are handmade as ordered, please allow 7-10 business days to process before shipment.  


Our Starlet's main objective is to Boldly Go forth and explore strange new worlds.  Looking to form alliances that will help Earth navigate life among the stars and combat the oncoming threat.  She's been given strict orders to fly straight to Mars and back in a test run, but her ship is all prepped for a long journey and she knows we must act fast.  Time is not on Earth's side, she's needs allies and she needs them now!  She sits before her ships controls, her hand hovers over the navigation dials while the thought looms loud in her mind, should she ignore her superiors and listen to her gut?  Her eye catches the files her friend hastily pushed into her hands before leaving with a whisper that left her intrigued, "these look to be inhabited!".  She excitedly grabs the folder labeled Gargle Blaster.  Inside are some of the strangest photographs she's ever seen!  Her nose wrinkles as she tries to determine if she's actually seeing a drunken lion trying to hoist a pink elephant into a martini glass.  As she continues to flip through the photographs she can't stop the giggle that escapes from her as a series of unbelievable antics pass before her eyes.   She nearly chokes on her smile when she turns to the last photograph to see a green bunny starting straight at the lens, waving at her with a huge goofy smile on its face!  Do you choose to set your navigation dials to Gargle Blaster